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First of all, you are the problem.You might have a few issues with your site's message boards, like how its full of hateful people who constantly argue with each other. Or you might think that every time you moderate a post you get a disrespectful reply from a troll. You might actually believe that every time you're policing the boards you're doing a good job for the betterment of the community, saving them from spammers, pornographers, and people just out to cause trouble. But no. You're the problem. If anything is wrong with GameFAQs, its you. Personally. Oh, you might think "Blue Highwind is just talking about one or two corrupt or over-enthusiastic moderators, not me, I do a good job." No. You are not doing a good job. You are awful at your job, you are the problem. If you think you're doing a better job than your fellow Mods, then you are an even bigger part of the problem then they are. No matter how good or bad you think your work is, you are a failure. Quit immediately, and never come back.
GameFAQs, at its core, is not a bad website. Its walkthroughs are useful to answer any major questions, and its boards often give great clues to difficulties with video games. If I search a question on Google like "what's the best party for 'Dragon Quest IV'?", I'll most likely get a GameFAQs link including several people giving good hints as to what to do. But beyond that, it is a toilet. A steaming pile of shit. If you actually want to be a part of the GameFAQs community, you'll find sadly it is a hugely corrupt dictatorship run by over-zealous idiots or trolls out to ruin everything you do. There is zero tolerance for anything that violates the Terms of Use, a gargantuan document filled with so many regulations that everything violates the Terms of Use. No cursing, every post much be insanely politically correct, no insults - even to the person who just called you a "fuckhead" and escaped with no modding, no sexually explicit material. Its a nightmare land of regulations and rules, constant deletions of posts, and an appeals system that is completely worthless. No appeals are ever accepted, you always will fail.
And you know what, GameFAQs moderators? Its entirely your fault. You are the problem.
GameFAQs is a giant website, with boards for every game with at least hundreds of little topics and millions of posts run by thousands of users. This means that ultimately the boards must be self-policing, meaning that the users have to turn into tattletales for the oligarchy. Write a joke about Lightning using Hope as a sex tool? Well, some snot-nosed piece of shit will report that to the snot-nosed Mods, who will delete the post entirely. Then if you say something like "But some guy wrote an entire board asking if Noctis is gay, and he hasn't gotten any trouble at all" the Mod will ignore you and delete it anyway. They don't give a shit about precedent, fairness, or even consistency. The rules are endless, stupid, and often exist only to get people banned. Like you can't write a post in all-caps. No reason why, they just find it annoying. You can't write in another language, even if somebody above you mentions that they're having trouble in English. Tell the Mod you were only trying to help, they tell you "go fuck yourself". Its a mess. You can't curse, and you can't even replace a curse with stars. Say I try to censor myself with "fuck you motherfucker" and instead put on "**** you mother****er". That's breaking the rules! Imagine if the FFC could fine Jon Stewart just because he bleeped over a curse word. That's how stupid this shit is. If I say "I'm reporting you to the Mods" - that's breaking the rules. Its incredible. Because people can report other posts as offensive - even they're patently not - the entire board is filled with trolls that only work to screw other people over.
The best part of this is: you can't know who reported you. You can't know the name of the Mod who you're talking to. And you can't know who the Mods even are on the site. The entire site is one giant Speed Trap designed to fuck you over. By the way, the rules only apply to new users, older users that have generated a lot of karma points can almost do whatever they want*. Mods actually can do whatever they want, which is why they are the worst trolls around.
My favorite bullshit GameFAQs rules are just hilarious. There are rules against posting spoilers - which turns out to be a strangly flexible concept. I once made a topic about how sad I was to not see Ameteratsu in "Okamiden", because I wanted to see how the hard core "Okami" fans felt about this. NOPE! Topic deleted for spoilers. There are rules against flaming, which apparently includes giving negative opinions about any game whose board you're on. Those messages can be deleted (this does not stop "The Last Story" boards to be filled with trolls who constantly complain about how bad the game can be.) Also, you can't be creative with posts. Those things better be goddamn traditional paragraphs - you try to write vertically or emulate e.e. cumming-style poetry, they'll delete them. Because scrolling down is such a huge hassle, I suppose.
Here's how I run my website: there are no rules. I don't give a damn what you write. The comments are open, free, unlimited spaces where you can write basically anything. Are you a spambot trying to sell penis-grow formula? Go ahead, post ahead. Do you want to tell me that I'm a moron for not liking "Okamiden"? Power to you. Freedom is freedom. I don't censor myself, I won't censor anybody else. Plus I don't get nearly enough responses to decide what kind of responses I like or dislike. If you want to use my comments section to talk about something completely off-topic? Well that's what they're for. Talk about anything you like, my lovely readers. Call my mother a whore while you're at it, I'll love you the same. In fact, I'll get a good laugh about it. You know why I'm like this? Because I'm chill. I can take a joke. I can take your hatred. I don't have a seven-yard pole up my ass. I am not a GameFAQs mod.
I am not part of the problem. They are.
If you are a GameFAQs mod reading this right now, I cannot believe you have enough of a sense of humor to even stand this site. This is not a site designed for people like you. As a matter of fact, I am personally, politically, and philosophically opposed to people like you. People who try to control the universe, who think that they can make the world a better place by restricting the natural freedom of human beings, people who just think they're better than everyone else. Worst of all, you just can't take a joke - that is a crime beyond all crimes as far as I'm concerned. If you can't laugh, you can't live. You don't just ruin your own site, you ruin the entire planet. You're a conservative father taking their daughter to a Purity Ball in an SUV littered with homophobic bumper stickers, you're a liberal nutcase who yells at strangers for eating meat and smoking, you're a cop who arrests college students for smoking pot, you're a piece of shit tattletale on the playground who tells the teacher that they saw some other kids looking at porn. You're the problem.
Go away. Go someplace. You and me have nothing to say to each other after this. If the site had no protections of any kind, it would run better. That's failing beyond failing.
Signed,
The Management, Blue Highwind
PS: GameFAQs boards in general are awful places, I only hung out there to annoy FFXIII fans because they're so easy to piss off. Its fun. I'm going to make a new account soon and have more fun. Hopefully I can make the lives of the Mods just a little bit worse. Then I have won.
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* The karma system is bizarre. Basically you get points for every day you're on the site without getting a violation notice. Violations cost a lot of points. So if you leave your account fallow for a few months, you can come back and find that you've gained a ridiculously high karma score - like I did when suddenly I discovered that I was a Veteran level 31. But you need to have something like 2000 karma before you can really have fun and not have to worry about the Mods. The whole system is corrupt in its very conception.
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